If you would like to show your adoration by bringing me a gift, this is a
guide for you so you don't get it wrong. As I am sure you are well
aware a lady loves a beautiful present, wrapped with ribbons and bows, and
be assured that I am no different.
Also if any of you sissy maids wish to bring me a gift, which of course you
should. Do not bring your latest piece of needle point with your initials,
as I am not interested.